Archive for the ‘Engrish’ Category

I Think I Love Engrish

– Me


Hory Crap (That kid is REARRY FAT!!!)

Can anyone say Rorrypop? Try not to laugh… I need feedback

– Me

Simple Translations

Print this if you are traveling to one of those “they all look alike countries”… Enjoy these simple yet useful Engrish translations:

English                                                                They all look alike

That’s not right                                                     Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring fugitives?                             Hu Yu Hai Ding

Small Horse                                                           Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                                     Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into the coffee table                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I thought you were dieting                                 Wai Yu Mun Ching

You need a facelift                                                Chin Tu Fat

It’s too dark                                                           Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone                                       No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week         Why Yu Kum Nao

Out of sight                                                            Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his car                                            Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive                                Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great                                                                        Fa Kin Su Pa

Stupid man                                                             Dum Fuk

See me ASAP                                                          Kum Hia Nao

     – Me

Ask a question, get an answer – that is how it works

Ok people in unicorn land where things are nice and bubbly. This is the way it works: You ask me a question and I respond to it. Now don’t run off, stick around and see what that response was, and maybe answer back. It is highly cowardly to throw one-liners out and then ignore the rebuttal. That is a very childish act in which you wanted to throw your one penny on the conversation, but have no legitimate debating topics for everyone. So from now on, try to have adult debates about whatever you are responding so negatively to, and stop throwing a single punch and running. I know you are coming back and I know you are getting my responses, so all I ask is for you actually defend your comments instead of hitting and running.

So ask your questions, and receive your answers, but do not waste time starting a debate or disagreeing if you have no intention of attempting to explain.

– Me


– Me

WTF? I guess this is similar to children at play?

Some images require no explanation…

– Me


I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this. This is classic Engrish.

– Me

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